February 2009
27 posts
January 2009
62 posts
Three-year-old distraught child: Mommy, mommy, she thought I was five years old. Grandmother: Do you know why? Because she thought you were a big boy! Mother: When you’re five, you’re going to stop sucking your… (waits for a response) Three-year-old, face now lit up: My penis! —79th & 5th
Overheard In New York
Haul
but mistakes are made
dearoldlove:
That was a long way to go to not go all the way.
50 Worst Sex Scenes in Cinema
IFC’s list
I’ll cut to the chase - Last Tango in Paris is #1.
Get the butter
Right then I genuinely shared his deep humility and relaxed grasp on life - he...
– Susan Sontag’s Journals
I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a couple of times since then.
– Alice in Wonderland (via sooshi) (via somuchsass)
I just got so psyched about 2009
Sometimes, I really like numbers that end in 9. Like my birthday.